you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
- Humans had food names and food had human names
- Fish lived on land and humans lived in the water
- Humans were the size of ants and ants were the size of humans
.. What if.